COMIC BOOK
VILLAINS

Lions Gate Entertainment, A
Capital Arts Entertainment Production,
2002. Written and Directed by
James Dale Robinson. Starring
Donal Logue, Michael Rapaport,
DJ Qualls, Natasha Lyonne and
Cary Elwes.

     By Stephen Pytak 
     Starts off with the comic tone of Kevin Smith's 
"Chasing Amy (1997)," then delivers the kind of 
tension you'd find in Quentin Tarantino's 
"Reservoir Dogs (1992)."
The story is about a prize collection of comic books, presumably from the 1940s, 1950s and 1960s, which are in near mint condition, an old woman who inherited them after her son, a collector, had died, and the owners of two rival comic shops out to get it.
The couple that owns one of the stores - "Judy (Natasha Lyonne)" and "Norman (Michael Rapaport)" offers $20,000 for the books.
Meanwhile the owner of the other store, "Raymond (Donal Logue)," a grease ball who doesn't have two nickels to rub together, can only offer his charm.
But the old woman, "Mrs. Cresswell (Eileen Brennan)," won't sell.
The shop owners do everything in their power to change her mind. They do her chores. They give her gifts.
"I all but went down on the old bitch…" grunts Judy.
But the woman won't budge.
And the shop owners turn to more desperate measures, the way Doctor Octopus or The Leader would in a jam.
But not all of the comic book collectors in this film are hungry for the books. Raymond's friend, "Archie (D.J. Qualls)" the only objective head in the cast, serves as the film's narrator.
He strikes up a friendship with the old woman and proves to her that not all comic collectors waste their lives on four-color books and bags and boards. He talks about seeing the world and asks her questions about her honeymoon in Spain.
Meanwhile the villains buy guns, plot against each other and target the mother lode. And their obsession to steal comics which once sold in stores for a nickel ignites a storm of knives, bullets, nails and fire.
There are incredibly tense scenes, and if you're a comic collector, you'll find your nerves tingling with frustration when the books fall into the wrong hands. When one of the villains picks one up and starts reading, Raymond points a gun at him.
"The moisture from your fingertips are devaluing it as we speak," Raymond says.
When the smoke clears, not all are left standing.
But I was. And I was clapping too.
This is a smart, comic drama which will touch a nerve and make you think twice about where you hide your comic stash.

Copyright 2002 by Stephen Pytak