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CANNIBAL FEROX
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Dania Film, 1981. Grindhouse Releasing DVD, 2000. Written and directed by Umberto Lenzi. Starring John Morghen (a.k.a. Giovanni Lombardo Radice), Lorraine De Selle, Danilo Mattei, Zora Kerowa, Walter Lucchini and Robert Kerman. |
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By Stephen Pytak
This is one of the best films of its kind, and
no doubt one of the reasons why John Morghen
has an international fan base.
Whereas Ruggero Deodato's "Cannibal
Holocaust (1980) " had a much more serious
tone, and eventually served as inspiration for
"The Blair Witch Project (1999)," "Ferox" is a
little more pulp fiction It's funnier, it's got a few
"it's so bad it's GOOD qualities" and some lines
you'll never forget.
There were a slew of cannibal-related films in
the late '70s and early '80s. Not sure I understand
the trend. But I guess they were making money.
This review contains lots of spoilers, just so you
know.
Like "Holocaust," "Ferox" centers around bad
white people who stir up a bunch of natives and
end up paying the price.
It's famous for a number of signature scenes,
in particular the one where drug-crazed fortune
hunter "Mike Logan (Morghen)" gets his dojigger
whacked off.
The story starts with a disclaimer: "The
following feature is one of the most violent films
ever made. There are at least two dozen scenes
of barbaric torture and sadistic cruelty
graphically shown. If the presentation of
disgusting and repulsive subject matter upsets
you, please do not view this film."
It's a fair warning, by the way.
The first scenes take place in New York City,
where dope fiends, the mob and the cops are looking
for this Mike Logan guy, who's obviously in some kind
of trouble with, like, everyone. One mob guy
describes him as "that motherfucker."
Then we jump to South America, where three
tourists -- "Rudy (Mattei)," the bandanna-
wearing alpha male; "Pat (Kerowa)," the slut; and
"Gloria (De Selle)," a researcher looking to
disprove "the mythical lie of cannibal ferox."
By the way, ferox is a Latin word for
strong, couragous and wild, according to
Urban Dictionary.com So, I guess the title means
"Wild Cannibals."
Anyway, Gloria is looking for this village she
read about, the home of a fierce cannibal tribe.
Since she doesn't believe any such thing exists,
she, Rudy, Pat and a muskrat on a leash jeep
down to the badlands.
After swerving to miss a "jaywalkin' iguana,"
the group crash the jeep and go on foot. They
lose the muskrat -- in VERY disturbing scene --
to a HUGE anaconda. What makes it worse is
the cute furball screams like HELL through the
whole ordeal. I thought the little creature's heart
was going to blow out of its chest.
There's a few on screen animal deaths in this
flick. You'll also see a leopard crunch a monkey and
natives behead a big turtle.
To make matters worse, our heroes run into two
men on the run. One is Logan, who acts like a
graduate from the Krug Stillo School of Manners.
With him is Joe (Luccini)," who Logan describes
as "an asshole" and a "born loser."
Pat offers Logan a drink of whiskey, but
he declines.
"No, I don't drink. This here is my speed,"
Logan said as he dips his finger into a leather
pouch around his neck, then sticks it up his nose.
"Cocaine?" Pat says.
"Want some?" he asks.
A minute later, Logan says he and Joe are
from New York, came down to South America
looking for emeralds, hooked up with "Suarez"
the Portugese, ran into cannibals, then ran for
their lives.
Judging by the look on Joe's face, we're sure
Mike's telling it like it is (yeah, right).
The next day, the gang finds themselves at the
native camp, the place Logan talked about. There
are a few dead bodies and a few natives who sit
in a half-circle staring like catatonics.
Logan and Joe want to book it, but Rudy and
the girls find the place interesting. And Rudy starts
taking pictures.
"Haven't you had enough yet?" Logan asks.
And Rudy gives us another famous line:
Rudy:"There's something I can't figure out."
Gloria: "What's that?"
Rudy:"I don't know."
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