By Stephen Pytak
The title raises expectations. But "The Final Chapter" doesn't always deliver. However, there is one thing it will be
remembered for. It's got the best "Jason." So far. For starters he looks like the one that scared us
back in 1980, the boy who jumped out of the lake,
but he's grown up. Savini and company have taken the child design
they created for "Friday the 13th (1980,)" and
aged him 30 years. Smart move. The reveal only lasts a few seconds,
but it's worth the price of admission. I'm not sure who to credit for the rest of the
performance, Director Joseph Zito or Actor Ted
White. Maybe both. This time out, Jason's not just popping out and
slicing throats. He runs. He pulls a girl out a window and
throws her onto a car. And he charges through a
door, throws a hammer and makes it stick in a
wall, blunt side. BAM! Zito, who made Chuck Norris' "Missing In
Action" that same year, no doubt injected the film
with some juice. But White, who didn't want credit for the part
because he reportedly felt "uneasy" about playing
the hockey-masked killer, gave us a pretty decent
interpretation. His Jason was a simple determined killing
machine, fast and furious. Every actor who picked up the knife played it a
hair differently. For instance, Kane Hodder, who
played the role in "Fridays 7-10," played Jason
with a bit more personality. White, on the other hand, played it dead
straight. There's not much character development, but
one little thing struck me. And it's not the stupid showdown with the bald
Corey Feldman. It's the scene when "Trish (Kimberly Beck)"
slams a machete into Jason's hand then wrenches it
out. Then he stops, just for a second, to see if it still
moves. I like that. Sounds stupid. I know. It only lasts a second. But it looks like he's
taking into account all the damage he's sustained
since "Part 2 (1981)." It's like, "Let's see here.
Chainsaw scratch. Kick in balls. Machete in
shoulder. Knife wound in knee
Machete in hand.
Does my hand still work?" I know. I've seen these films too many times. The only other things I like about "The Final
Chapter," aside from the chase in the end and the
gore effects, are some of the actors. Today it's kind of neat to see Crispin Glover,
who was in this year's "Willard," as "Jimmy." And, look. There's Lawrence Monoson from
"The Last American Virgin(1982)." He played
"Ted." At the time, he was a bigger star than
Glover. His name was above Glover's in the
credits. What the Hell happened to him? According to www.imdb.com, Monoson's
currently filming "Starship Troopers 2," due out in
2004. Now let's move on to what sucked. The pacing is terrible. It starts off O.K. We get a recap montage, a
great shot of police, ambulances, a helicopter and
Jason down for the count at Higgin's Haven, and
the unforgettable murders at the morgue. Then you might as well set your clock and take
a 45-minute nap. Aside from the skinny dip scene, and some
revealing shots of "Tina (Camilla More)," "Teri
(Carey More)," and "Samantha (Judie Aronson),"
there's not much going on. You're gonna be
tempted to snooze. Thank God for DVD and
chapter search. The storyline isn't too bad. But the punch in the end didn't have impact. The idea of having a character like "Tommy
Jarvis," a make-up enthusiast who's kind of aware
of the local legend of "Jason," is good. No. It's
better than good. But Feldman wasn't the right guy for it. I wished they would have cast Ari Lehman, the
boy who played Jason in "Part 1." Now, if he came down the stairs looking the
way he did when he popped out of the lake and
attacked Adrienne King, that would have been
something. The boy from "Part 1" meets the grown-up killer
from "The Final Chapter." I really would have liked to see that. Hindsight hurts sometimes.
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