Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
Paramount Pictures, 1984. Story by
Bruce Hidemi Sakow. Screenplay by
Barney Cohen. Produced by Frank
Mancuso, Jr. and Tony Bishop. Special
make-up effects by Tom Savini. Original
music by Harry Manfredini. Directed by
Joseph Zito.

     By Stephen Pytak 
     The title raises expectations.
But "The Final Chapter" doesn't always deliver.
However, there is one thing it will be remembered for.
It's got the best "Jason." So far.
For starters he looks like the one that scared us back in 1980, the boy who jumped out of the lake, but he's grown up.
Savini and company have taken the child design they created for "Friday the 13th (1980,)" and aged him 30 years.
Smart move. The reveal only lasts a few seconds, but it's worth the price of admission.
I'm not sure who to credit for the rest of the performance, Director Joseph Zito or Actor Ted White. Maybe both.
This time out, Jason's not just popping out and slicing throats.
He runs. He pulls a girl out a window and throws her onto a car. And he charges through a door, throws a hammer and makes it stick in a wall, blunt side. BAM!
Zito, who made Chuck Norris' "Missing In Action" that same year, no doubt injected the film with some juice.
But White, who didn't want credit for the part because he reportedly felt "uneasy" about playing the hockey-masked killer, gave us a pretty decent interpretation.
His Jason was a simple determined killing machine, fast and furious.
Every actor who picked up the knife played it a hair differently. For instance, Kane Hodder, who played the role in "Fridays 7-10," played Jason with a bit more personality.
White, on the other hand, played it dead straight.
There's not much character development, but one little thing struck me.
And it's not the stupid showdown with the bald Corey Feldman.
It's the scene when "Trish (Kimberly Beck)" slams a machete into Jason's hand then wrenches it out. Then he stops, just for a second, to see if it still moves.
I like that.
Sounds stupid. I know.
It only lasts a second. But it looks like he's taking into account all the damage he's sustained since "Part 2 (1981)." It's like, "Let's see here. Chainsaw scratch. Kick in balls. Machete in shoulder. Knife wound in knee…Machete in hand. Does my hand still work?"
I know.
I've seen these films too many times.
The only other things I like about "The Final Chapter," aside from the chase in the end and the gore effects, are some of the actors.
Today it's kind of neat to see Crispin Glover, who was in this year's "Willard," as "Jimmy."
And, look. There's Lawrence Monoson from "The Last American Virgin(1982)." He played "Ted." At the time, he was a bigger star than Glover. His name was above Glover's in the credits. What the Hell happened to him?
According to www.imdb.com, Monoson's currently filming "Starship Troopers 2," due out in 2004.
Now let's move on to what sucked.
The pacing is terrible.
It starts off O.K. We get a recap montage, a great shot of police, ambulances, a helicopter and Jason down for the count at Higgin's Haven, and the unforgettable murders at the morgue.
Then you might as well set your clock and take a 45-minute nap.
Aside from the skinny dip scene, and some revealing shots of "Tina (Camilla More)," "Teri (Carey More)," and "Samantha (Judie Aronson)," there's not much going on. You're gonna be tempted to snooze. Thank God for DVD and chapter search.
The storyline isn't too bad.
But the punch in the end didn't have impact.
The idea of having a character like "Tommy Jarvis," a make-up enthusiast who's kind of aware of the local legend of "Jason," is good. No. It's better than good.
But Feldman wasn't the right guy for it.
I wished they would have cast Ari Lehman, the boy who played Jason in "Part 1."
Now, if he came down the stairs looking the way he did when he popped out of the lake and attacked Adrienne King, that would have been something.
The boy from "Part 1" meets the grown-up killer from "The Final Chapter."
I really would have liked to see that.
Hindsight hurts sometimes.
Copyright 2003 by Stephen Pytak