Forget it.
Half a loaf.
Enough to do the job.
Copyright 2007 by Stephen Pytak
A sure thing.
Chariots of the gods.

O.K. Here's how the rating system works. It's basically like a four-star rating system, but instead of stars I decided to use these creative graphics. Since I rate fantasy movies, literature, etc. (primarily horror and action films) I think the little magazines work fine. By the way, just because I rate something with bullets doesn't mean a film or a book has more actual bullets in it than another. The bullets here signifiy how much bang we got for our buck. For example, films like John Woo's "The Killer" and Sean Cunningham's "Friday the 13th" are chariots of the gods. But a real masterpiece like "Urban Legends 2: Final Cut" deserves the one bullet.