The Texas Chainsaw Massacre:

The Beginning

 
New Line Cinema Presents, in association 
with Michael Bay, a Platnum Dunes/Next 
        Entertainment Production. A Vortex/Henkel/Hooper 
Production. Written by Sheldon Turner and David J. 
Schow. Music by Steve Jablonsky. Producers 
        include Tobe Hooper and Kim Henkel. Directed by 
Jonathan Liebesman. Starring R. Lee Ermey, Jordana 
Brewster, Diora Baird and Andrew Bryniarski as 
"Leatherface."

     By Stephen Pytak 
     It's got it's moments. 
     I really liked the part where R. Lee Ermey's character
becomes "Sheriff Hoyt." It's beautifully staged.
     The local law man (Lew Temple) stops by the old 
plantation home and tells ol' gray and gruff his brother
bludgeoned the boss at the slaughterhouse.
     The two drive out that way and see Thomas (Andrew
Bryniarski) walking down the road, chainsaw in tow.
     Temple steps out and tells the man who would become
Leatherface to halt, while Ermey's ol' cuss palms a pump 
shotgun, steps out and blows the cop's head off. Then
he assumes the badge.
     Ermey is the best part of this movie. His bulldog 
military bark always adds a bit more threat to the
torture scenes.
     Otherwise, I thought the film was O.K. 
     All the other actors did an adequate job. The director
wasn't bad. The gore was obviously trimmed, but 
hopefully that will be restored for DVD. The score by 
Steve Jablonsky was excellent. But I thought 
the script could have used a bit more work. 
     It's goal is to explain how all the crazy stuff which 
happened in the 2003 remake came about. They're on
the right track. But my problem with the story was it all
happened so fast. Everything happened in a 24 hour
period.
     It's like the slaughterhouse closes shop, Thomas 
Hewitt gets relieved. Angry, he kills the boss and takes the 
company buzz saw. Ermey kills the sheriff and the family 
decides it's going to live off stray bikers and hippies. And
the next thing you know Thomas is wearing some poor
dude's face by nightfall.
     What the hell? 
     There's not much more to it than that. No real 
explanation or insight into the Thomas Hewitt character.
I think they should have worked in a few other scenes
suggesting this story took place over a few months. I
don't think anyone's going to go from killing the boss to
wearing people's faces in a few hours. Ed Gein wouldn't
even buy that.
     But the film is a lot of fun. There are a lot of tense 
scenes and humor. All the bit actors were good, including
the "Tea Lady (Kathy Lamkin)" and "Old Monty (Terrence
Evans)."
     I'm not sure where the future of this "Chainsaw" is
headed. At a Fangoria convention panel discussion in
early October in New Jersey, the producers said they
thought about doing a sequel to this film involving the
hitchhiker character from the 2003 remake. Could be
interesting.
     This is a popular franchise, so I'm sure something will
come along sooner or later. 
     I'm hoping down the road a group of filmmakers
decide to do another remake, but this one will very closely
mirror the 1974 original -- the characters, the old farm
house, even a Jim Siedow look-a-like and so on. And this
one will attempt to show what the "Beginning" of that
particular Leatherface legend was like.
"Copyright 2006 by Stephen Pytak.