By Stephen Pytak
I don't recall any major terrorist attacks on
American soil in the 1980s. But there were a heck of a lot of them in movies
and comic books back during that age of excess. In "Invasion U.S.A (1985)," Chuck Norris battled
foreign mercenaries who started a reign of terror in
the South. In "Cobra (1986)," Sylvester Stallone blew away
psychos who invaded supermarkets in California. In "Wild Dog (1987)," a comic book by DC, a
vigilante wearing a hockey mask shot holes in
brainless, suicidal terrorists in the nation's heartland. The latter had adventures in a four-issue limited
series. Then he disappeared. I guess the character
ran out of ammunition. Today, Wild Dog lives on in obscure comic book
collections and in the memories of the demented. If you happen to pick up an issue of his book and
flip through it, you'll agree Wild Dog was a
representative of that decade's action genre. He was a mystery man who wore a bullet-proof
suit under a "Red Dog" state university T-shirt and
camouflage pants. He also wore a "stun glove." If
he grabbed a hold of you, he could shock you
senseless with 45,000 volts. His target was an organization called "The
Committee For Social Change," a group of balding,
middle-aged screw heads who were out to destroy
society with bombs and bullets. "What do these people want?" asked an auto
mechanic character named Jack. "To start over, start from scratch
level
everything," said a criminal investigator named
Graham. Obviously, the writers who fueled this genre didn't
get much inspiration from the headlines at the time. Back then I think our federal government was
sponsoring terrorism in other countries. Remember
the Contras? But that's another story. My brother uncovered these Wild Dog books in his
private stash, brought them to my attention and asked
for my opinion. Are they good? Not really. Are they bad? Depends on your sense of humor. Are they fun? Hell yes! The first two issues are anyway. They're plot simple. Terrorists take groups of
individuals hostage in the nation's heartland and
Wild Dog comes and saves the day with big guns. Personally, I like the terrorist plot in issue two. A
balding nut job straps a belt of dynamite around his
middle and threatens to blow up a group of honor
students at a school. The third and fourth books try to establish some
kind of origin story for this guy. It's not too engaging.
In fact it's not unlike the origin of Marvel Comics'
"The Punisher" or Don Pendleton's "The
Executioner." Should I ruin it for you, or make you find these
treasures on ebay? What the hell. Turns out Jack the mechanic is our man. His
girlfriend was murdered by the mob. He inherited a
hell of a lot of blood money. And he decided to buy
some gear and a hockey mask and start raising Cain. So what's the verdict on Wild Dog? The art isn't great, but I love the covers for issues
2 and 4. They're classic. The story doesn't stir the soul. But I liked the
reference to the "Friday the 13th" series in issue 1. Aside from that, there is something about the
whole thing that appeals to my id. Sometimes
senseless violence in fiction is just wonderful. It's even
funnier when the Comics Code Authority approves it.
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