Witchblade
Top Cow Productions and Warner
Bros. Television, 2000. The TNT movie
based on the comic book written by Marc
Silvestri. Screenplay by J.D. Zeik.
Directed by Ralph Hemecker. Runtime,
91 minutes. Starring Yancy Butler.

     By Stephen Pytak 
     The Top Cow comic Witchblade celebrates issue
100 in July. 
     Besides going out and buying up all four special
covers, I can't think if a better way to celebrate than
to revisit the pilot of the TNT series.
     I wish it was in a DVD box set. But that hasn't
happened yet. So I have to dig out the VHS copy
I made when it aired.
     The magical gauntlet wasn't the boob hugger 
like the one in the comic book.
But then again, this was made for TV. And for a TV pilot, it wasn't the worst.
TNT's "Witchblade" was more "Hill Street Blues" than "Wonder Woman."
Comic book elements obviously had to play a part. But the pilot and the first season really cooked when they were used in small, powerful doses.
Some fan boys I know had problems when Yancy Butler was cast in the lead.
"She's too butch," one said to me one day when I was flipping through the comic racks.
The "Sara Pezzini" in the comics looks like a Victoria's Secret model.
But Yancy's "Sara" looks like she could kick your ass. And that doesn't mean she can't model lingerie.
She's a tough babe who's married to her job. She drives a motorcycle, fast. And she likes her music loud. She packs a .22. And an attitude. She has issues with her past. And she has more enemies than friends.
Among those enemies is a card-carrying crime boss, "Gallo (Conrad Dunn)," who supposedly killed not only one of her childhood girlfriends, but her father.
The pilot kicks off with Pezzini investigating the death of this friend and a showdown in a museum with one of Gallo's goons.
There's gunfire. Display cases shatter. And a medieval gauntlet attaches itself to her pitching arm.
It saves her life, then turns into a bracelet. She shrugs and keeps it.
Soon, other characters enter the picture, in particular billionaire "Kenneth Irons (Anthony Cistaro)" and his mysterious bodyguard, "Ian Nottingham (Eric Etebari)." Both express interest in the bracelet. And both are eccentric and fun to watch, the latter in particular.
Eric Etebari's "Nottingham" is an obsessive poetic introvert who dresses in black and has that "you know, I could kill you" look.
His motivations are never clear. His obsession with Pezzini and the "Witchblade" is just blind. But who cares. This guy's a hoot. He should have his own show on The Sci Fi Channel.
Anyway, somehow Irons sets Pezzini up. She and her partner, "Danny Woo" are trapped in an old theater. Gallo and his gang show up and gun Woo down. And Pezzini turns to her new bracelet for help.
It works. For a few seconds, the film goes into bullet-time. And Pezzini and the "Witchblade" wipe out some of Gallo's gunmen.
Not a bad action scene, but it's definitely "Matrix" inspired.
In the end, we learn a thing or two about Pezzini's new wristband.
Irons, who's also a "Witchblade" obsessive, says that the weapon chooses to activate itself on its own. And it can leave a "Wielder" without protection.
Pezzini finds this out during her showdown with Gallo in a subway. She summons some of her inner demons and…BAM!…She's not only got a glove on her hand, but a whole suit of armor to boot.
She doesn't kill Gallo.
Instead she swears to bring him to "justice."
However, the next day, Gallo turns up dead. It's ruled a suicide.
But, Pezzini suspects otherwise and continues her adventures into the darker side of greater New York.
The film inspired an interesting 11-episode first season. The last three shows, in which Pezzini finds herself running for her life from her own employers, were my favorites.
TNT cancelled the series after the second season failed to deliver. Honestly, I wasn't happy with it either. But I think this series deserves resurrection, maybe on cable.
I was also hoping a soundtrack of some sort would be released. I mean, Xena has one. So does Dark Angel.
I thought the primary characters, and actors, in this series were so good, I would have had them mix it up a little bit in the new Lara Croft film.
Top Cow does that crossover stuff all the time. By the way July 2 is Yancy's birthday, so we wish her the best! According to the IMDB, she's busy working. She did a movie with Lou Diamond Phillips, "Bloodlines." And she's working on some film called "Basilisk" directed by Stephen "Flounder" Furst.
Copyright 2003 by Stephen Pytak