By Stephen Pytak
The Top Cow comic Witchblade celebrates issue
100 in July.
Besides going out and buying up all four special
covers, I can't think if a better way to celebrate than
to revisit the pilot of the TNT series.
I wish it was in a DVD box set. But that hasn't
happened yet. So I have to dig out the VHS copy
I made when it aired.
The magical gauntlet wasn't the boob hugger
like the one in the comic book. But then again, this was made for TV. And for a
TV pilot, it wasn't the worst. TNT's "Witchblade" was more "Hill Street Blues"
than "Wonder Woman." Comic book elements obviously had to play a
part. But the pilot and the first season really cooked
when they were used in small, powerful doses. Some fan boys I know had problems when Yancy
Butler was cast in the lead. "She's too butch," one said to me one day when
I was flipping through the comic racks. The "Sara Pezzini" in the comics looks like a
Victoria's Secret model. But Yancy's "Sara" looks like she could kick your
ass. And that doesn't mean she can't model lingerie. She's a tough babe who's married to her job. She
drives a motorcycle, fast. And she likes her music
loud. She packs a .22. And an attitude. She has
issues with her past. And she has more enemies
than friends. Among those enemies is a card-carrying crime
boss, "Gallo (Conrad Dunn)," who supposedly
killed not only one of her childhood girlfriends, but
her father. The pilot kicks off with Pezzini investigating the
death of this friend and a showdown in a museum
with one of Gallo's goons. There's gunfire. Display cases shatter. And a
medieval gauntlet attaches itself to her pitching arm. It saves her life, then turns into a bracelet. She
shrugs and keeps it. Soon, other characters enter the picture, in
particular billionaire "Kenneth Irons (Anthony
Cistaro)" and his mysterious bodyguard, "Ian
Nottingham (Eric Etebari)." Both express interest
in the bracelet. And both are eccentric and fun to
watch, the latter in particular. Eric Etebari's "Nottingham" is an obsessive
poetic introvert who dresses in black and has that
"you know, I could kill you" look. His motivations are never clear. His obsession
with Pezzini and the "Witchblade" is just blind. But
who cares. This guy's a hoot. He should have his
own show on The Sci Fi Channel. Anyway, somehow Irons sets Pezzini up. She and
her partner, "Danny Woo" are trapped in an old
theater. Gallo and his gang show up and gun Woo
down. And Pezzini turns to her new bracelet for
help. It works. For a few seconds, the film goes into
bullet-time. And Pezzini and the "Witchblade" wipe
out some of Gallo's gunmen. Not a bad action scene, but it's definitely
"Matrix" inspired. In the end, we learn a thing or two about
Pezzini's new wristband. Irons, who's also a "Witchblade" obsessive, says
that the weapon chooses to activate itself on its own.
And it can leave a "Wielder" without protection. Pezzini finds this out during her showdown with
Gallo in a subway. She summons some of her inner
demons and
BAM!
She's not only got a glove on
her hand, but a whole suit of armor to boot. She doesn't kill Gallo. Instead she swears to bring him to "justice." However, the next day, Gallo turns up dead. It's
ruled a suicide. But, Pezzini suspects otherwise and continues
her adventures into the darker side of greater New
York. The film inspired an interesting 11-episode first
season. The last three shows, in which Pezzini finds
herself running for her life from her own employers,
were my favorites. TNT cancelled the series after the second season
failed to deliver. Honestly, I wasn't happy with it
either. But I think this series deserves resurrection,
maybe on cable. I was also hoping a soundtrack of some sort
would be released. I mean, Xena has one. So does
Dark Angel. I thought the primary characters, and actors, in
this series were so good, I would have had them mix
it up a little bit in the new Lara Croft film. Top Cow does that crossover stuff all the time.
By the way July 2 is Yancy's birthday, so we wish
her the best!
According to the IMDB, she's busy working. She
did a movie with Lou Diamond Phillips,
"Bloodlines." And she's working on some film called
"Basilisk" directed by Stephen "Flounder" Furst.
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